OMG, A Disorder I Shouldn’t Laugh At (But Do)

OMG Disorder Jenny Hansenby Jenny Hansen

Summer is the perfect time for sparkly fun, right? I first discovered this disorder when I was browsing Amazon and I’ve been giggling about it ever since.

Note: I have to limit my time there because it’s too darn funny.

I was looking at the “Also Bought Items” section of another Crazy Book when I spotted:

How To Live With a Huge Penis – Advice, Meditations and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much
~ by Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen Thomas.

It would have taken a stronger person than my husband or I to not click on that link. We just HAD to check it out…the book garnered four star reviews.

Here is the Amazon product description, which illuminates the real meaning of OMG:

Publication Date: February 1, 2009

men, OMG, large genitalia, sexIs Bigger Really Better?

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions.

Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on

  • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
  • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
  • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
  • and much, much more

Complete with prayers (prayers??), poetry, a daily affirmations journal (Shut the front door!!), and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

(Yep, our snickers started early in the book description and never stopped.)

There was no way I wasn’t going to share this — after all, it seems we’ve been misusing the acronym, OMG, in a sad pitiful way.

Here’s a video to describe the book (and yes, it is quite suitable for work, as long as you don’t mind busting a gut laughing – the barbells were the final straw for me):

Had you heard of this disorder before now? Are you torn between feeling sorry for the “OMG sufferers” and laughing your guts out (like me)? Are you scratching your head wondering what would possess a reverend to write a book about OMG? Continue the discussion at the #SocialIn hashtag on Twitter or SocialInDC on Facebook!

~ Jenny

About Jenny Hansen

By day, Jenny provides training and social media marketing for an accounting firm. By night she writes humor, memoir, women’s fiction and short stories. After 18 years as a corporate software trainer, she’s delighted to sit down while she works.

When she’s not at her personal blog, More Cowbell, Jenny can be found on Twitter at JennyHansenCA or at Writers In The Storm.

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